Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (also titled Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens) is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. It is regularly featured in the “bottom 100″ list on the Internet Movie Database, and was also featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival. It was directed by Nicholas Webster, and it stars John Call as Santa Claus. It also includes an 8-year-old Pia Zadora playing the role of one of the Martian children.
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I don’t really see why this movie is the worst. I think it’s funny. It’s camp.
THIS MOVIE IS TOTALLY RAD!!!!! I DEDICTE THIS POST TO JESSICA AND AWAIT HER REVIEW??
On Dasher! On Prancer! On Vixen! On Nixon! Lots of hair dryer slinging men in tights! I almost didn’t survive the music. But it was worth it just to see a man in a refrigerator box with radar nipples. He would make a fun Christmas toy for Harlequin.