When talkies were new, there was a guy named W.C. Fields who took center stage in translating vaudeville to the silver screen.
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Amazon gives me $2 to get you to try the Amazon Prime service free for a month. I could use the $2. I use this myself.
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The other bounty I get from Amazon is a buck if I can get you to download their free book reader. This shouldn't confront you at all. It's just a book reader. A pretty nice one actually.
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