Star Trek – Voyager (1995)

captainjanewayThe first Season of Star Trek Voyager is available on Hulu. It’s the adventures of the first Star Trek franchise based around space mom. Space has turned into Southern California and somebody took a wrong turn. But space mom will get em’ home.

Mom is tough. She’ll toss you out an airlock or blast you with a bunch of tri-cobalt devices. Her taste in clothes can be a little strange. And Voyager is a real piece of junk. It can’t make it to the 7-11 for a gallon of milk without having a warp core breach. Voyager must be a BMW.

I’m sure glad J.J. Abrams is on the case.