Starcrash (1978)

A Science Fiction movie with a bunch of hair perms, scantily clad smoking hot girls and David Hasselhoff. It’s basically a Star Wars knock off. No smoking. You could start an Aquanet explosion.


Pied Piper of Hamlin (1957)

The Pied Piper of Hamelin is a filmed 1957 ninety-minute musical color television special originally shown by NBC on November 26, 1957, as their Thanksgiving Day offering for that year. Based on the famous poem by Robert Browning and using the music of Edvard Grieg with special lyrics by Hal Stanley and Irving Taylor, it starred Van Johnson, Claude Rains (in his only singing and dancing role), Lori Nelson, Jim Backus, and Kay Starr.


Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

Jack and the Beanstalk is a 1952 family comedy starring the comedy team of Abbott and Costello. It is a comic revision of the classic fairy tale. Like Gone with the Wind, the movie starts out monochrome and goes to color.

Classic TV

The Red Green Show

If they don’t find you handsome, may they find you handy. Here’s about 300 episodes of Red Green. Do you have enough duct tape?


Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

What is that horrible smell? It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978. This sucks so bad, it makes Christmas trees fall over. It will get the last olive out of a jar and unclog a drain.